Shadowhunters rule, the Endarkened Ones drool.

reynalikesgirls:

if your sleep schedule is messed up and u know it clap your hands

(via nicodorkangelo)

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whorecrux-harry:

"Don’t kid yourself" would be a great slogan for birth control pills

(Source: ruinmarks, via tinychatting)

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twinkletwinkleyoulittlefuck:

scoutblu:

starrypier:

MUG CAKE: 5TH ATTEMPT

DID IT JUMP OUT OF THE CUP

I HAVE THE SAME CUP
AND YES THEY DO JUMP OUT IF YOU DON’T STOP THEM

twinkletwinkleyoulittlefuck:

scoutblu:

starrypier:

MUG CAKE: 5TH ATTEMPT

DID IT JUMP OUT OF THE CUP

I HAVE THE SAME CUP

AND YES THEY DO JUMP OUT IF YOU DON’T STOP THEM

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oknope:

sometimes i lose my phone in my blankets and THEN SOMETIMES I SHAKE MY BLANKET TO FIND IT AND SOMETIMES IT FLIES AND HITS THE WALL ITS GREAT U FEEL ME 

(via perks-of-being-chinese)

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chevalierdog:

thunderrhapsody:

chevalierdog:

I did it, it’s gone. We are finally free of the shackles that bound us. Do not thank me, for they will come for me soon. Use your time to escape. Do me one favor, please live a happier life. Thank you. Good-bye.

how did you post this after deleting tumblr?

Run.

chevalierdog:

thunderrhapsody:

chevalierdog:

I did it, it’s gone. We are finally free of the shackles that bound us. Do not thank me, for they will come for me soon. Use your time to escape. Do me one favor, please live a happier life. Thank you. Good-bye.

how did you post this after deleting tumblr?

Run.

(Source: chevalierdog, via potatoandotherwise)

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stunningpicture:

Today I saw the single most shocking thing I have seen in my entire life

stunningpicture:

Today I saw the single most shocking thing I have seen in my entire life

(via ruinedchildhood)

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i-lost-my-heart-in-republic-city:

frozen-astrid:

is this frozen?

Don’t let them in 

Don’t let them see

Be the old man you always have to be

(Source: ishallforeverbeadisneyprincess, via teenagedmutantninjawhitegirl)

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10 hours ago

coolscar:

when i was in 3rd grade i was really popular and these girls decided to make a fan club for me so every day theyd follow me around at recess with these little notepads writing down everything i said so they could discuss it later

(via 0utbox)

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10 hours ago
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